Matthew 

Matthew, the gayest, worst name in the Bible. Usually, people who posses the name Matthew are unfunny, homosexual, unlikeable person. There Grammer is bad, and their humor is even worst. There personality is shit and they cannot keep a serious conversation with someone.

This nigga Matthew a faggot .

Matthew by Mstthew May 1, 2018

Matthew 

A stupid dick

Stop being a Matthew queer

Matthew by Pewdsub April 19, 2019

Matthew 

Matthew is a alien species born in the in noddle flavour packets once ingested it will then come out or anus at full force it will then steal ur Xbox and proceed to masturbate to ur little sister.
It will then kill ur cat and eat it.
It will then commite suicide by suffucating on a hard cock coverd in noddles.

Then matthew stop jacking too my sister

Matthew by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019

Matthew 

Weird... not perfect in any way...

Matthew is not perfect...
Matthew is strange...
Matthew is weird...

Matthew by MysticStriker April 29, 2020

Matthew 

Big cock man

Matthew fucked me last night it was amazing

Matthew by Nsbshs February 2, 2022

Matthew 

Matthew is husband material he just needs to find the right person and when he does nothing will stop them. He is kind, loving, smart, funny (but not always funnier than his soulmate) cute and mysterious. If you love a Matthew please don’t let him go, he is sensitive although will never show. He is also hurt easily so be kind. We need more Matthews in this world

The dream husband is Matthew

Did you see the way he looked into his partners eyes, I want that.

Matthew by 3sass3xo July 13, 2022

Matthew 

Matthew is a wonderful person. he is kind, handsome, hilarious, and a child at heart. All though he is mysterious, once you get to know him he's very outgoing. He is respectful and alway kind. But be warned, if you cross him, be ready to put up a fight. But if you are in need of emotional support or if you are struggling with something, he will always be there to help you. And another thing about him is he's AMAZING in bed and i mean absolutely AMAZING. He will never fail to satisfy. And when he pounds his huge dick in your pussy, you will be sent over the edge and keep coming back for more. But that's not even the best thing about him. it's his charm, the way his words are deep and romantic. the way his smile can make your day. and just the sound of his voice will make you the happiest person. when you find a matthew in your life, it is vital that you do everything in your power to keep him. for he will change your life forever.

Girl: Matthew is an absolute babe.

Matthew by cockNnut January 1, 2019