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Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.
Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.
by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011
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Math Teacher

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
by baddestbytch February 26, 2020
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Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.
I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?
by Coffee92 April 25, 2010
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Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
by Mathus March 28, 2009
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Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.
Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.
by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013
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Math in the Dark

When problem solving with the lights off could help trigger your imaginary thinking, which could be a catalyst to experiencing that aha! moment in producing a creative or elegant solution to a wicked math problem.
Guesstimate many math educators worldwide could get their imaginations light up if they decided to do math in the dark—when darkness triggers their intuition for that long-awaited lateral solution.
by MathPlus October 12, 2021
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Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
by Just Dewar April 7, 2009
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