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Bad maths

This term has come from the study of fractals. To simplify, fractals and self similarity are the geometric principals that can be found throughout nature and indeed the universe as a common blueprint of growth. Things often appear aesthetically pleasing or beautiful because they are mathematically/geometrically perfect. The term 'bad maths' refers to something that is not aesthetically pleasing and out of sync with the universe.
Someone tells an awful joke and there is silence, this is 'bad maths'.

A large woman is seen in the front window of a restaurant eating alone, dribbling chicken fat down her fat fucking face 'that is bad maths'.

Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, boy gets lucky, goes home with girl, girl has penis.. the unverse is not working in an aesthetically pleasing way.. bad maths.
by The Bionic Fox November 24, 2011
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St math

A torture device were this penguin Jiji walks across the screen t posing. He is your only homie in ST math but, he doesn't wear socks so he is gay.
Teacher: Ok class lets do St math for 1 hour.

Literally every fucking student in a 20 meter radius: L E T S G A M E H O M I E S.
by thisniggayourhomie April 2, 2020
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Math Teacher

A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
by baddestbytch February 26, 2020
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Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.
"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.
by Mathus March 28, 2009
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Brexit Math

Also known as “Boris Math.” When hardcore math educators, most of whom are white supremacists or racists, object to using wallet-friendly, better-quality foreign math textbooks under the guise of protecting local authors and publishers, or are opposed to recruiting foreign math teachers and lecturers to teach in local schools and universities, because their presence unprovenly threatens the livelihoods of locals, who would find it hard to compete with cheaper foreign talents.
PM Johnson and his diehard supporters would fight hard to maintain Brexit math for nationalistic reasons, because any compromise to let in alien mathematical talent would be perceived as going against their Brexiteer principles—math and math education must be local, and not adulterated by foreign elements.
by MathPlus October 2, 2021
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Joe Math

An extensive form of math that takes a years of practice and understanding to master. The equation for Joe Math is, 2 + 2 = Chair.
Man, my friend just wowed me with is abilities in Joe Math.
by bggreenw1 August 29, 2016
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Bathroom math

During a toilet sesh, needing to go number one and number two at the same go, totaling three.
Rudigger: Yo buddy, why were you in the stall so long?

Jim: Got tied up with some bathroom math.
by Just Dewar April 7, 2009
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