Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm

As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.

by 001002943 December 16, 2019

cinematic masturbation

A movie which has excessive action and may potentially make you feel good but you may experience a high level of guilt or remorse having watched the movie.

Cinematic masturbation movies include 2012, Transformers, GI Joe, Doom, Alien vs Predator

by SamYam November 20, 2009

masturdebation

The act of debating with yourself on the subject of whether to spend the day masturbating or do something else.

Example of Masturdebation:

I masturdebated with myself all morning...but in the end I just went back to bed, because I just didn't have the energy to dig out my porn collection.

by JayAndrews April 14, 2010

masturnation

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate

oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

by authorofthedictionary November 20, 2010

masturcation

to masticate (eat) and masturbate at the same time.

I had to make the meeting at three, and there was not time to eat and masturbate, so i masturcated.

by djtrurasta May 13, 2005

musturbation

Self-righteous or ostentatious insistence that the entire Universe will disintegrate if one does not keep oneself busy. In other words (mime jerking hand up and down) you must-must-MUST do the dishes/feed the cat/write more letters. From the writings of M. Scott Peck.

You've been tiling and re-tiling the kitchen wall for the last year. When's the musturbation going to stop?

by Fearman August 31, 2007

medical masturbation

Medical cure for blue balls outlawed in many states as a result of the war on penis.

Off the record, the doc can tell you what shit needs to get done.

Patient: Doc, my balls hurt real bad.

Doc: Groovy, it looks like you need the medicine of love.

Patient: ???

Doc: I am prescribing medical masturbation maaaaan.

Patient: I fucking love you!

(Patient hugs Doc)

Doc: Just doing my job.

by M.H.Y. July 25, 2009