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country ass maple syrup

1when someone does something stupid
2 When something really blows
1Man I can believe that bitch dumped me thats some country ass maple syrup.
2Damn I can't believe we lost that game, thats some country ass maple syrup
by erein September 4, 2004
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moosechasing maple syrup sipper

A flaming homosexual Canadian. Generally lives in Winnipeg and goes by the name 'Mike'.
Mike, you're such a Canadian, you fucking moosechasing maple syrup sipper!
by Will October 22, 2003
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Mauled by Bears

What God wants to happen to every child who mocks a priest, as taken directly from His Word in the bible.
If ever you should speak ill of a clergyman, God is totally cool with you getting mauled by bears. Even if you're only eleven years old and self-conscious because your dick hasn't gotten any bigger yet.

2 Kings 2:23-24 NKJV

Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!” So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.
by cr8s April 29, 2012
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canadian maple bath

When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun
Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Maple Bath
by SupermanFSF December 30, 2016
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Toronto maple leafs

Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.
by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020
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Mr. Maple

One who is a natural born troll. Can fight an argument with a person of higher education with absolutely no proof of being correct. Can also troll IRL by constant ridicule of others' lives. Most arguments are won by the other member of the conversation ragequitting.
Person A states 2+2=4.

Person B argues 2+2=6.

Person A cites calculator.

Person B continues to argue 2+2=6.

Person A leaves the room in a fit of rage.

Person B is an example of a Mr. Maple.
by CellarDoor42 August 1, 2009
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Maple Custom Team Forums

A place where noobs come to leech while the mods and admins fight them off
*Random Nub enters Maple Custom Team Forums*
Random Nub: C@n 1 H@Z C#ST0MZ?
Member: Go away
by KiraIsJustice September 4, 2009
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