wiffle monster

A vagina of unusually large size and extreme hairiness, sometimes accompanied by teeth.

Woman No. 1: "Gertrude sure has lost a lot of weight lately."

Woman No. 2: "Yeah, but she still has a wiffle monster."

by vogonjoe March 19, 2014

dilly monster

An irritating person who get's easily flustered, frustrated and butt hurt.

It was a joke Jimmy quit being a dilly monster about it.

by Stugots84 June 22, 2015

Anxiety Monster

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.

My Anxiety Monster is my bestfriend.

by Anxiety Monster April 22, 2020

boob monster

A baby or toddler who is obsessed with breastfeeding. May also include a baby/toddler who smacks, scratches, pinches, or does gymnurstics while obsessively breastfeeding.

Baby Apollo won’t let me lay on the couch without him having constant access to my boob, he’s such a boob monster.

by Just Another Mama September 24, 2020

a monster in paris

A great movie about a monster who makes friends with a French singer, based on The Phantom of the Opera, except the French girl, Lucille, is the Svengali.

Leona: Have you seen A Monster in Paris?
Jennifer: Nope.
Leona: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? GO SEE IT ASAP!

by SuomiSverigeNorge April 20, 2018

Monster lover

Someone who finds monsters/monstrous creatures attractive. It can be as mild as Medusa and as extreme as a kraken (I think that’s how you spell it idk)

Person A: Omg Davy Jones is so hot!!!
Person B: Dude your a total monster lover.

by Gaybitch.com November 17, 2021

Cookie Monster

A lovely blue furry who will munch on dam cookies. He is native to the Sesame Street and is commonly seen with big yellow cock and the red dictator. Commonly found saying “Umm-num-num” most likely to hide his depression.

Random Guy: “Why are you sad Cookie Monster?”
Cookie Monster: “Without the cookie I’m just a monster…”

*Gun Cocks*
Random Guy: “No! Don’t do it”
Cockiest Monster: “Umm… num… numm… cookie.”
*BOOM*

by KumonBoy69 July 14, 2021