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Mobile Sperm Bank

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.
by Jack Chat April 1, 2020
mugGet the Mobile Sperm Bankmug.

Mobile Drunkard Unit

A mobile group of generally young males, armed with cheap beer whom scour a town aiming to drop in on unsuspecting acquaintances in effort to get trashed and yell demeaning things at the nearest woman.
Man, I was having a good time with my girl and then Eric and Ted showed up with their Mobile Drunkard Unit and my night was ruined.
by Brot7zo October 23, 2007
mugGet the Mobile Drunkard Unitmug.

Mobile Task Force

These bitches have the tinyest dicks out of any SCPF on Roblox, but RRT takes the smallest dick award. MTF rely on cheap petty tatics that involve them whining to SID to buff their guns until it's a minigun that 1 shots. *cough cough CreepySins cough cough*
Mobile Task Forces have aids
by hulkatron66 June 16, 2020
mugGet the Mobile Task Forcemug.

pwn mobile

when a person's mobile phone services decrease while his/her prices skyrocket.
damnnnn, my boost mobile just turned in to pwn mobile
by penguinman August 20, 2008
mugGet the pwn mobilemug.

drum major mobile

the drum major team of a marching band's only form of transportation to and from a marching competition. usually is used for the purpose of pre setting one or more feilds. usually is some form of white van with makeshift marker decals that say "drum major mobile" or "loser cruiser" on the sides.
we had to take the drum major mobile to red deer to pre set the feilds.
by bandgeeeeeeek July 9, 2005
mugGet the drum major mobilemug.

Bunny Boiler Mobile

The car a Bunny Boiler drives. It is usually a red sports car. When the car is driven by the "Bunny Boiler" it plays the theme music for the witch from The Wizard of Oz
And then I saw the Bunny Boiler Mobile pull up....And I ran as fast as I could!
by Ninja Weasel March 16, 2009
mugGet the Bunny Boiler Mobilemug.

Beav-mobile

Whatever vehicle Doug Graham happens to be driving.
Why is the passenger in the Beav Mobile always a guy?
by roberto September 18, 2003
mugGet the Beav-mobilemug.

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