Mickey's Night

When the parent at the party walks in on you while your hooking up and kicks you out of the house. Total cockblock.

Lamar: Did you see James had a Mickey's night yesterday.
Shamichael: Oh shit for real
Lamars: Yea he totally got cockblocked by that Janis' bitches mom.

by Michael M #9 December 3, 2018

Mickey

They love their friends so much that they look past their own issues. Understandable but not ok ! Mickeys need to learn to put themselves forward and KEEP IT THAT WAY ! Your true friends won’t be mad that you’re become the baddest of bitches or ni**as.

Damn Mickey is helping out his friend again ! He’s so nice for that, I hope he’s doing well himself though.. he deserves the world.

by Liquified Swiss Cheese May 3, 2020

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Mickey clap

When you clap the cheeks of the Disney cast at Disney land inside of their costumes putting them into submission

Bro1: yeah bro I just Mickey clapped all of them
Bro2: bro
Bro1broooo “hugs”

by The word concierge August 1, 2019

Mickey Sexual

Being in-love with mickey since she’s just so sexy and racist

Person 1: hey I need to tell you something

Person 2: what’s up dude?
Person 1: I’m mickey sexual
Person 2: that’s crazy cuz me too!

*they fantasise about mickey*

by MickeyMouse baby July 21, 2023

Mickey Mouse

Trevor Bauer

Trevor Bauer has a Mickey Mouse Cy Young award.

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021

Mickey Mouse

When you surgically get a third ball attached to your ball sack to look like “Mickey Mouse” and go at it doggy style while laughing like Mickey Mouse.

Dude, just got surgery! Want to “Mickey Mouse”. Later?

by Mickey moose January 6, 2020