Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Mickey Thompson

The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey

Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy

by John Smith2212 January 22, 2019

Mickey Mouse ears

Slang term for over-ear hearing protection. Often used in the US Armed Forces.

Damnit Carl, put on the fucking Mickey Mouse ears or you're gonna go deaf!

"WHAT!?"

by 'WolfMyer' August 09, 2019

mickey duck

When you get a girl and pump a couple of kids out of her, then leave.

Hank pulled a Mickey duck on old Janice haha cheeky snake

by Maddawgjimbo November 17, 2021

Mickey men

a race of dickheads, otherwise known as a singular Mickey man

For example, why cant boys not be such mickey men

by mickeymanhunter August 08, 2018

Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.

Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”

by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023

Skinny Mickey

A person that looks like they would be in a UN Children's Fund AD.

Person 1: "Damn, he is skinny"
Person 2: "Skinny Mickey right here"

by kingknb July 03, 2020