A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.
by chochmaster May 30, 2010
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by TbagMartin October 21, 2010
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The lid off of a 5 gallon drywall compound or paint bucket, found in profusion on job sites everywhere. Called such because of the high number of latin americans employed in the drywall and paint trade.
Juan, the job site is cluttered, pick up all those mexican frisbees and throw them in the dumpster before lunch.
by Ariluto January 4, 2009
Get the Mexican Frisbee mug.I was excited when the boss promoted me to busboy, but when I discovered I would still make $9.92 an hour, I realized it was a mexican promotion."
by pandaKrusher November 12, 2010
Get the Mexican Promotion mug.When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El Chapo Guzman (name stands for short): "I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( . "
Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.
Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.
Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.
El Chapo Guzman (name stands for short): "I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( . "
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