messiah

a child of T.i. or aka T.i.p. Harris

T.I.:Aye Messiah get over here yo mama want you
Messiah: Yes daddy

by Tip2you June 3, 2008

a massive prick

Stalin.

ah yes Stalin, generally a massive prick.

by amogus spotted May 23, 2021

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008

Messiah

Our Lord and Savior President Barack Hussein Obama the most merciful.

Obama Wednesday, June 04, 2008:
"This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal."

Finally the chosen one; our Messiah is here to heal the planet and to spread the wealth around!

by default013 December 22, 2008

Messianic Jew

An Ethnically-Patrilineal and/or -Matrilineal Jew who believes that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News").

A Messianic Jew does not necessarily keep all 613 mitzvot in the Torah, may not hold the Talmud as part of the Jewish Bible, and may be a member of a church as opposed to a Messianic shul or synagogue. Also called "Jews for Jesus", Messianic Jews are often targeted for persecution by Antimissionaries such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

Messiah College

A Christian College outside of Harrisburg. Messiah is "diverse" in the fact that they have a few minorities. Messiah College is a place for community. This statement boils down to two words, COMMUNITY COLLEGE. Messiah builds community in their dorms, classrooms, and classes. From the community covenant to the community unit on CCC, students are surrounded by community. Did I mention that Messiah College is big on community?

Messiah College's Community Covenant, Created and Called for Community at Messiah College, Worship Crommunity at Messiah College, Community Service through Messiah College, Grantham Community Garden at Messiah College

by livin in community March 24, 2010

Massimo

A dirty ass fuckboy that plays with your feelings. He looks like roadkill with a big ass crusty mouth. He loses feelings quick and then moves on quickly. DON'T DATE HIM. Goodluck trying to stay in a long relationship with him. He acts tough infront of his midget friends. Dates older people because he is a player.

PERSON 1: Omg! my boyfriend just broke up with me for my best friend!!

PERSON 2: Omg im so sorry what was his name.

PERSON 1: Massimo

PERSON 2: ohh you should have stayed away from him as soon as you heard his name

by HEEYYYWHATIWRITEISTRUE July 12, 2019