In nature, some animals, like wolves, have an "alpha male" in their pack. The alpha male is the one who leads the pack, makes sure it's fed, etc. The thing is though, this only happens when the pack's environment changes dramatically, like if they're put in a zoo. There is a group of (human) people who don't get this though and call themselves "alpha males", i.e "manly". They usually think they're much better than everyone else. The "hierarchy" goes like this in their head;
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes
Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
It's just cringe
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
Now, the thing is, some "alpha males" think "wait, I'm better than everyone, why am I sharing the top of the hierarchy with so many who also think they're better than everyone?", and created "Sigma males", basically the same thing, but with no friends (They're "too good" for friends), so in their mind, the hierarchy goes
Sigma males (super manly n' shit)
Alpha males (manly n' shit)
Beta males (Losers)
It's just cringe
by POTUS Official December 13, 2021
Get the Alpha malemug. Gay person 1: Let me stick it in your mouth ;)
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
Gay person 2: Wtf no.
Like what the hell do you want from me? A male mouth is a second option for a gay man
by Men that likes men June 13, 2022
Get the Male mouthmug. Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.
Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.
by somedudewithnothingbettertodo April 27, 2023
Get the Select Malemug. A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 9, 2021
Get the Chair Malemug. The greatest human to ever live. People who meet this person are luck to meet them and should be thankful there is a Raahi in their life. Raahi is a god and a wonderful. He is a clean hearted person, loves to help people in any situation and puts others needs over his own. He is very honest and trust worthy. He is smart unique ane is an inspiration to all. He is very handsome and strong
Person 1: That boy is so handsome and smart and kind
Person 2: He must be a Raahi (male)
Person 1: He is perfect
Person 2: He must be a Raahi (male)
Person 1: He is perfect
by gucci 347 February 3, 2020
Get the Raahi (male)mug. The "Gavin Brennan Pearse " Males are at the very top of the male socio-sexual hierarchy, Above the notorious sigma male.
A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.
A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.
A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly
A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.
A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex
A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.
A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.
A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly
A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.
A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex
by OisínsLeftTestical October 9, 2023
Get the GBP Malemug. A grugma male is the most dominant male even more than the sigma male, they become a grugma male from being different. When you help someone and cut them down. now that's a grugma male.
"Hey you want me to help you with your groceries?" "Sure" *runs away with groceries* "John your such a grugma male"
by Aden-cord April 27, 2022
Get the Grugma Malemug.