A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022
by Jackwrd November 20, 2021
An outdoorsy method of using the number two in which one performs a lunge while relieving themselves. Preferable to the "squat"
P1: Whoa did you see that?!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
P2: What?
P1: Tim just performed the alpine lunge on that hill up there!
P2: Oh no! Boulders!
by campinchampion April 25, 2011
by 2douglas1x4 June 25, 2023
v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.
.............................
.............................
You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021
by How1dare1you September 9, 2018
The nickname for 9x19mm parabellum. Given by the 46th president of the United States after Incorrectly stating "9 mm blows the lungs out of the body"
Person 1: man I'm going to get some Winchester lung blowers. According to our president it is really effective
by SparhawkTB August 31, 2023