Soft Logging

When you are hard, but then get soft… but still pump and dump.

Dude, I came in 20 seconds and then I soft logged her for another minute!

Soft Logging means your penis is less than 69% erect but you are still inside a vagina.

by Red_man_blue February 6, 2026

Dirty Logger

Like a Dirty Sanches, but you're constipated, so all you get is a turtle head (aka prairie dog) poking out over her chest.

Your mom begged for my dirty Sanches last week, but I had a bit too much fiber and ended up giving her a dirty logger instead.

by Fried Fish February 7, 2026

raw-logging

Writing or analyzing application logs without the use of automation.

grep is for cheaters. I'm raw-logging it bro.

by komickaze March 11, 2026

Double logging

The act of defecation into a broken toilet where previous deposits have not been flushed away.

Dang. I really had to go, but the loo's broken. I had no choice except double logging.

by Bunnoe March 13, 2026

Ant-Logger

Covering your partner in ejaculation and then shitting on them to make it look like the common childhood snack, ants on a log

After I finish can I ant-logger you

by Muskego Ant-logger March 19, 2026

Swamp logger

When you saw a turd in half with your urine stream.

I was a swamp logger yesterday when i went to use the bathroom and tried to get the toilet to flush

by Dee (snap) anderson October 5, 2025

Lima Loggin

The act of a man defecating a large cylinder shaped peice if fecal matter directly into an other man's welcoming anus. The two would then there we'll trained sphincters to thrust the fecal matter back and forth into each other's prostate until one it both parties achieve orgasm.

We spent the whole weekend in the bedroom lima logging. I'm pooped !

by Salty Bread October 27, 2025