making lobster

the act of two wicked fine Mainers having sex

Last night there were two random people making lobster in my bed!

Dayummm we had made some good ass lobster last night.

by jiggajones69 November 12, 2010

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

Blue lobster

A blue lobster is the activity in which a girl will do nitrous and give head to a guy until she literally dies choking on his or her penis and then you take a picture.

I have a blue lobster on my hands, get the wood chipper.

by Anonymousblackmale September 7, 2013

Lobster Dick

The inability to pee after having sex even though you have a full bladder.

Man I gotta pee so bad but after that bang session I have lobster dick!

by Notebook September 22, 2005

lobster

sea creatures that chase me from the bathroom.

if you hear faint clicking of lobsters as you leave your bathroom RUN!

by FauxHawk July 25, 2006

Rock Lobster

An alcoholic shot; one part Razzamatazz, one part Crown Royal, sometimes has some Cranberry juice as well

(at a bar) "I'll have a Rock Lobster."

by bangerang February 6, 2006

lobstered

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005