Leaf

A little thing that gets stuck in your gutters and on your roof and in your driveway. then when you put it into a pile animals use it to live in and when you jump in the pile of squirrel bites your ass.

person 1 why are you in the hospital?

person 2: because a squirrel bit my ass when I jumped in a leaf pile.

by Ass bite September 16, 2020

Maple Leaf International School

hell

Maple Leaf International School is hell

by peppa pig hoe February 25, 2021

Leafed

To have the potential to be successful, but when the time comes to perform, you fail miserably. See Toronto Maple Leafs.

The Toronto hockey team leafed it again in the playoffs.

by FireBreathingCookie October 31, 2022

the LEAF

Something you really don't want to recieve.

Chris might never find out what the LEAF is, but one learns of the LEAF by experiencing it first hand.

You fool do not underestimate the power of the LEAF.

by Callmedarkchocolate November 25, 2019

Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

by Uncle Uriah May 8, 2021

Leaf Bagging

Essentially the lesser version of a sandbagger. Gives no effort to anything of value in life, and fails to acknowledge warnings people give them about doing so.

Jeffrey was leaf bagging his calculus homework, and as a result he got a fifty on it. His teacher and his his parents scolded him for his poor score but he just shrugged it off and wen to his room to play Terraria.

by The Peanut Butter Falcon April 13, 2022

Toronto Maple Leafs

The best fucking team in the NHL
GO LEAFS GO!

Harry: Did you see the Toronto Maple Leafs game last night?
y/n: Oh, you mean the best team in the NHL?

by mapleleafs4life0 May 25, 2021