Crusty Blue Lobster

A mixture of a lobster and a blue waffle aka "Wills Mum"

Did you see Will's mum, she was such a crusty blue lobster last night.

by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014

lobate

1.when you return something to a store and they will only give you back the sale price value, not the original price you paid for the item, thereby forcing you to take a loss. This term also connotates anything that is a short-change, the result of some shifty manoevre, or simply just a weak-ass hustle that leaves you holding a loss.
2.a two-bit hustler; someone whose low grade conniving is not only sketchy but also totally uncreative.

That club is so lobate! They charge $15 at the door and you can't even smoke inside. They let you go outside to smoke but then they charge you $5 re-entry to get back in, every time!

by LunchBeats April 6, 2006

lostaway

1. A castaway on the island in the fictional world of ABC's Lost TV program.

2. A fan of Lost.

1. Jack seems to be the de facto leader of the lostaways, at least for now.

2. She is a total lostaway! She never misses an episode.

by KateisPrettyHot May 16, 2006

Lost My Wallet

Lost My Wallet: When you are so stressed over something, that you freak out, or are on the verge of freaking out. A more angry, short term version of losing your marbles.

Bill "Mate, whats up, you seem stressed."

Ted "Aye pal, just been on Jeremy Kyle, found out that kid ain't mine"
Bill "Ah balls, how ya feel?"
Ted "How ye think? I've fucking Lost My wallet lad."

Example 2

"Mate if you don't piss of now, I'm gonna nut ye, cos I am literally about to lose my wallet.

by SFWI85 April 10, 2011

Lost Puppy

A hopeless, affection-starved social retard who instantly falls in love with any female who acknowledges them.

Ever since I started sitting with Corey at lunch, he's been following me around like a lost puppy.

by dLoaf November 4, 2009

Cock Lobster

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

by Mj May 13, 2005

lobster pussy

Lobster Pussy is a extremly red pussy that is also infested with crabs. The crabs are so big her pussy resembles a LOBSTER. Extremly Red and with Giant Pinchers. This is usually caused by extreme amounts of tanning and a perfect home for crabs (Ladys please pick through ur pumpkin patch so no self respecting man will have to deal with ur nasty lobster pussy.

Adam: That girl was hagerd as fuck
Drew: Ya I bet she had some of that nasty lobster pussy.

by Andrew Stark, Adam Ruppert April 23, 2006