retard skin lampshade

3 bizarros made this word up.

u wouldnt understand

by rachel August 20, 2003

lampshade digestor

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

by TK`Devourer March 17, 2003

Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.

"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"

by T.Duckenson December 6, 2011

lampshade

dumb...can't be used effecently

OMG...this book si so lampshade!!

by Joell December 9, 2003

the joe lawson

To outright steal money. To say you're going to get something for so many dollars, then send half and keep all the money.

Ted: I can't believe he only sent me half

Fred: Dude, you totally got the joe lawson

by TUT20BG3 December 26, 2009

lampshade

dumb slut, will do anything sexual without thinking about it. called lampshade cause she doesn't have a brain beneath the hair.

i told her i have herpes and the lampshade still gave me head in the alley.

by kingofpain October 14, 2007

lawsuit bird

An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.

It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.

I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.

by Downvoting Victim September 9, 2006