don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

a statement used to intimidate those who are less than you.

Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

by myheartsagun February 9, 2012

OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.

I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.

by OptionVBC July 3, 2009

Knife to Beet You Burger

A special burger that comes with thinly sliced beets

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Knife to Beet You Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Sharpening Your Knife

To say sharpening your knife means you are masturbating

Eww you're Sharpening Your Knife? You do know what that means right?

by Cryna May 28, 2018

Knife-Like Person

Someone who has dull legs, a protective middle, and gets progressively sharper from there up. Occasionally paired with a shield-like person, that is, one who is round and made of steel.

"Wow, he's quite a Knife-Like Person. I tried to pet him, and now I don't have any fingers.'

by Barclay November 30, 2006

Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004

knife fight in a phone booth

A chaotic scene or moment. (As you can imagine, if two people had a knife fight in a phone booth, it would be rather chaotic.)

I only invited a few close friends to the party, but when I opened the door, it was like walking into a knife fight in a phone booth.

by wyattstorch42 September 17, 2013