portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew

Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.

by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014

gives more love than the soup kitchen

when a female/male fucks many guys/girls in a short amount of time

"Ole Bodashia over there gives more love than the soup kitchen, man."

by ReZzWrEcKaGe September 6, 2016

Soup kitchen

An orgy which occurs when several young inbreds engage in anal sex in a white Lexus

Awwwww shit dirty inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my Lexus

by William Anderson December 6, 2022

dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen

What Randy does when Kristina’s not home.

Hey Randy, why are you putting all your groceries in that wheelbarrow. You’re not going to bring that dirty wheelbarrow in the kitchen?

by Dirtypoker September 8, 2021

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

kitchen table circ

Usually passed down from generations, when a dad circumsizes his son on a kitchen table, or just a really bad circ job

Dude that doctor fucked me up and gave me a kitchen table circ

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

.9.Sergio Giavanni Kitchens.9.

.9.Sergio Giavanni Kitchens.9.

.9.Sergio Giavanni Kitchens.9.

by AstrayHellstrom August 22, 2025