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King James

To splooge in a girls mouth and before she swallows, slap both of her cheeks so that the cum sprays everywhere. It looks like Lebron James' pre-game ritual of throwing chalk into the air.
Dude, she had just finished giving me great head and I totally gave her a King James! It went everywhere!
by RyMan24 September 25, 2009
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Sacramento King

When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.
by Spermin german April 23, 2009
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The Lion King

Best thing Disney ever came up with
Mulan was good
Hercules was better
Aladdin had a happy ending
A Goofy Movie made my life
Adventure Buddies were all mistakes
Winnie the Pooh close, so CLOSE
But The Lion King: it's got romance, awesome songs, a talking pig, heartbreak, and The Lion King 1.5 is pretty epic: Pumbaa and Timon's perspective. It's a win!
by Ilikedisneyclassics October 18, 2011
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King Kelly

Brand name of kick-ass orange marmalade which is available at grocery stores in most parts of the US. I'm talkin/bout the Grey Poupon of jellies and jams.
It sits well on a Ritz, cracka.
(I know it do, nigga.)
"Please pass me the KING KELLY while my wheat toast is still warm."
"Excuse me, but would you happen to have any KING KELLY?"
by Chingo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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David King

A man with huugeeeeeeeeeee and i mean colossal butt hair

aT least he's way cooler than Mobin

smarter
funnier
and more handsome
person1: David King has huge butt hair
person2: yeah but that's the only bad thing about him Mobin is much worse
person3: have you seen Mobins man boobs?
by boboisgud June 22, 2021
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king stubbleton

\A man missing at least one of his fingers, preferably the middle, or all of them. Otherwidse they were cut off halfway and sown on with leeches, and npow they look weird. Royaltyy
Cooper: Dude, is that guy missing his fingers??
Teia: Yah, he's a King Stubbleton. Let's go to Starbuck instead.
by giteiTEEUWDUIQDKABJ June 7, 2018
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king julien

King Julien, the most awesome lemur known to man. He is the one that you always want by your side. King Julien is incredibly attractive and cool. Known to be super handsome and attracts everyone. You want to be King Julien.
Dee: Is that an incredible attractive man?
Joe:You mean King Julien?
Dee: Yes, I want to be with him now.
Joe:Who doesn’t?
by joemama12345 May 12, 2021
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