Kevin 

Tiny dick no woman looks like waldo

Look at this fuckboy Waldo Kevin

Kevin by Nigger pedophile July 13, 2017

Kevin 

Kevin is probably the most amazing person you'll ever meet, he is the complete package, funny, charming, handsome, cute, playfull, caring, understanding, loving, and most of all has a huge dick, probably the biggest you'll ever see, it looks great, smells great, and he knows how to use it like a real man. Kevin is also quite tall and is very well built, he excels at almost everything he does, he is good at sports and academics. He also aspires to succeed in life and most likely he will do so, he's probably going to be your boss one day, he questions everything and likes knowledge. He is also very competitive in all he does and doesn't like taking advice from other people. He is good with friends and is slightly extroverted but enjoys time alone. Most of the time he let's his ego get the better. He likes to come of to other people as big and the best at everything but with the right person he can be as soft, sweet and gentle as a flower.
So if you ever do meet a Kevin never ever let go of them cause he will brighten your life.

"wow who did that amazing thing, he must be Kevin"

Kevin by The honestly truth of facts April 23, 2018

Kevin 

A little stuck Indian Bitch who likes sucking Simons sick for a living

Kevin sucks Simon’s DICK

Kevin by Suckmymotherfuckincockmodoodle May 30, 2018

Kevin 

Kevin is a mean old grumpy man most of the time. Some times they try to make you laugh but fail dramatically. They often get "triggered" over stupid stuff. A kevin can sometimes be a little mean.

Man that guy is real mean he must be a kevin!
Man that guys is so unfunny he is a real kevin

Kevin by X60STARFOX December 21, 2018

Kevin 

Double Herpes; the sexually transmitted disease known as "herpes," but twice as effective

"Dude...I should not have banged that chick last night..."

"Why?"

"I think...she gave me Kevin..."

"...dude that IS bad..."

Kevin by GatoSquadPro October 13, 2011

Kevin 

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

Kevin by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016

Kevin 

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

Kevin by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016