Watt-Karma

Your Watt-Karma is positive to the extent you preserve the energy state of your world, such that your actions do not cause energy resources such as fuels to be used.

Causing cars to stop by abusing your right to enter a crosswalk robs the cars of thousands of watts of momentum energy. The drivers will have to restore their cars’ momentum by converting gasoline into polluting gasses. You will have to restore your Watt-Karma by coming back as a pollution-consuming microbe.

by UCBear September 15, 2011

Karma

"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."

Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."

The letters in "Make America Great Again" rearranged are "i.e., Karma Came Great Again.

by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020

Karma

Karma is my boyfriend, karma is the breeze in your hair on the weekend, karmas a relaxing thought, karmas sweet like honey, karma is a cat, flexing like a Vegas acrobat.

Me and karma vibe like that

by Thatgirlnmedaj June 19, 2023

Karma shady

Definitely a power bottom that’s all I have to say

“Purr Karma shady”

by Fad October 18, 2020

Karma

Karma has two different definitions, Reddit terms and when some Karen gets mad then suddenly a bird just craps on her

You posted a good meme and got a lot of karma

by Eeveesherd November 30, 2020

Karma

Karma is a bitch but only if you are Jesus was a bearded man and God is a woman the devil is a lie.

Speak of the devil, is that karma I smell?

by bushlight November 7, 2017

reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.

JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!

by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021