Kyle

A Kyle is in most cases, a pothead, skater, Taco Bell addict, and excessive energy drink drinker. Some Kyles also surf. Normally used not referring to someone ACTUALLY named Kyle.

Bro One: Dude, I saw this guy with a skateboard smoking pot outside the school today
Bro Two: Prolly named Kyle
Bro One: Yeup

by Heisenbergus111 October 4, 2019

kyle

people with the name Kyle tend to skate,drink a lot of monster,typically very kind and loyal but shy and hides emotions with acts of weirdness

person 1:"yo Kyle how are you?"

Kyle:"If you got eaten by a dog would you be a dog"

by Yvng beann October 27, 2019

kyle

A friend who has many other friends but chooses you to hang out with. He lets you borrow his cards and eat his snacks. He is a great friend.

He's such a good friend that he's a kyle!

by Atti's Smeagol May 16, 2018

Kyle

Kyle is the type of person to punch a hole in the wall when his mom takes his juul away. Kyles run on pure monster energy and are extremely unstable. Don't piss off a Kyle.

Karen: "My son punched a hole in my drywall last night."
Chad: "What a Kyle."

by Karenmotherofkyleandchad August 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 15, 2019

kyle

a real douche:) his hobbies include punching drywall, playing xbox, drinking monsters, yelling at his mommy and most importantly leading girls on with his fat chode.

"oh man today has sucked" i said
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.

by emothiccy July 3, 2019

Kyle

Kyle.. there is a lot to say. He’s a cute boy who is smart and funny. He’s the kind of guy who would give you his hoodie when you say your cold or cuddle you when you had a ruff day. He would kiss your temple and tell you everything would be ok and that he’s there for you always. Before he kisses you he would look you deep into your eyes. When your to tired to get to bed he would carry you to bed and tuck you in. If you were drunk he wouldn’t take advantage of you, he would hold your hair back. When you haven’t seen him in weeks or even months he would run up to you and hug you tight. If any guy is ever hitting on you or even getting to close he would come up to you put him arm around your waist and say “sorry she’s mine” and pull you away even if you didn’t want to leave. When he would dance with you he would tease you and try to but his hands on your butt but you would slap his hand away. He would smirk and try again until you let him. He is the perfect guy.

Person one ”Do you see how Kyle looks at you before he kisses you?”
You “No, explain”

Person one “ He looks at you like your his everything”

by Eoz the sniper July 10, 2019