asexual being jr.

An autistic retard who is typically under some type of sedative or coma, and typically likes Minecraft with a mix of sped-tastic violence and blood for no reason. An asexual being jr. will typically experience dreams thinking they are autistic (to wake up and realize they are), extreme forms of retarded aggression for no reason, and nerd type things mixed with sexual pretenses (making a dildo out of LEGOs). Under special conditions may be/evolve into a chad.

Mikaelll: Hey is that Jim again? I swear, that kid cannot just quit talking about making mods for Terraria that includes his mom's virgin soul.
Rick C.: Yeah, I don't get it. It's like he's the manager of autismspeaks.org.
Mikaelll: He's definitely the biggest asexual being jr. I know.

by the schmouse June 6, 2018

Lebanon Jr. High School

Lebanon Jr. High is like Lebanon High School but with more white, racist, hill billys looking for dip. Sudents here can often be found blasting Post Malone or show tunes in the hallway, there is no room for other forms of music. The boys constantly ask for blowjobs and nudes while the girls constantly offer blowjobs and nudes. Lebanon Jr. High School is a cesspool of thots and cholas. Choir classes are not even real. Our clubs include GAY CLUB, GAY CLUB 2.0, and mathletes. When the students throw parties they ask to drink their parents alcohol. Many Eigth grade students date highschoolers because they have bigger dicks. INCLUDING THE FEMALES. The kids also once dropped cocaine in front of their principal.

"Dude, I hate my girlfriend."

"Lol, just get a Lebanon Jr. High School girl. They thots."

by Artificial.Insomniac May 22, 2018

Edward Lee Bobo Jr.

Fat head ass nigga, that think he funny. His ass weak asl and don’t ever make no sense. He a bitch ass nigga that nobody ever sees because he so little, so niggas be running into him.

Was that Edward Lee Bobo Jr. cause I ran into him, I ain’t see his bitch ass right there.

by Ryan Fred November 26, 2018

Old Man Vic Jr.

Spirit airlines lead technician that always falls asleep.

Old man Vic Jr. fell asleep when he was doing the turnover last night,

by Big bicho April 20, 2023

Abu Malik Oakes Jr.

Malik was a normal guy, until Abu Michael Cambria Jr. became involved in Hookah. Malik realized Michael had a monopoly over the Hookah market, so he sought out for a new money-making method. That's when he realized he could sell Coca-Cola infused with piss, and call it "Mailk Juice". He made billions.

Abu Malik Oakes Jr. is the piss coke king.

by Jouweyjonah October 21, 2022

DySjman Marshay Moore Jr

The one and only real nigga

DySjman Marshay Moore jr
a real nigga

by Craaazzzyyy September 1, 2022

Nathaniel king jr the 3rd

Nathaniel king jr the 3rd was a gay ruling king from the middle eastern also known as plant nathan5

Nathaniel king jr the 3rd: I here make a new law where only this village is gay and if caught being straight will be sentenced to death

Someone: but I like girls

by Exposing mfs November 24, 2021