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Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.
by Joels Cat Admirer December 7, 2023
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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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Paris and Joel

These two will last forever. They are the most perfect couple in the entire world. Their relationship is the best one yet and both will do great things together. Paris and Joel respect each other and always keep their pinky promises.
Paris and Joel will last until the end of the world.
by anonymous4couples November 21, 2023
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Jolly Joel

people of this origin are known to be jolly and full of delight they tend to do miraculous things to the people they surround themselves with. They tend to bring great joy everywhere they go
That man with the converse's on is a Jolly Joel he makes everyone happy when they are in his presence
by Dapplezor April 16, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joel McKinnon Miller 《Super Android 13》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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Joel

some times a rat, other times a jellyfish. but all in all, for some reason everyone does not like him and joke around about his pear shaped head.
simon:HAHA, Look! Joel is a rat!LOL LMAOpear head!
joel:...shut up.
by vuelle March 1, 2018
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joel kenny

joeleth Kennieth
morning squire
morning Joeleth Kennieth

JOEL KENNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019
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