protein jeans

Denim trousers exhibiting residue of ejaculate.

Don't sit under the blacklight, man! Your protein jeans are showing!

by rgthwebb September 25, 2009

White jeans

A person who likes anal

“Look at that girl with white jeans! She totally digs anal”

by Billysapple May 30, 2018

Skinny Jeans

A pretty gay new trend in jeans for emos and preps. I suppose it's now "cool" to suffocate your ankles. They're simply jeans that are tight around your calfs and ankles. The only time they're okay is on hot boys and people that actually make their own style out of them. On these people they look pretty steezy, but they are usually only worn by mindless conformists and emo kids. A lot of people think that fat people shouldn't wear skinny jeans, but I don't think they look that bad on them as long as they are proportioned in the right way.

Minless conformist: OMG, I bought these awesome new skinny jeans at Pac Sun yesterday! I got them because everybody has them and I do what they do because I have no personality!

Emo Kid: I got these skinny jeans at Hot Topic yesterday. They're pretty emo, like my soul.

Me: Please die.

I would never be caught dead in skinny jeans.

by Disasterpiece February 19, 2008

jeason

A typical fuckboy name. But is actually a good looking person

Eww that's Jeason

by LMFOAOAOAOAOOITSCRAZZZY January 18, 2017

jease

A person who will never let you down and who you always want to see smile.

I just made her jease so much with that last joke I can't wait to do it again.

by Revbigdaddy April 25, 2017

Emo Jeans

Nickname for Imogene

What's up Emo Jeans?

by aaron-zupo June 29, 2008

rock revival jeans

White people jeans. No black people wear them unless they are fake.

Bro look at that white guys rock revival jeans

by Iimotiive April 9, 2016