Jeffrey is a father of 5 who is retarded. Jeffrey,( or Jeff) is the definition of retarded. Most people are sorry for him.
by totallyunknown123 May 4, 2020
Get the Jeffrey mug.Jeffrey. Where does one even begin. He is by far the most patient, loving and sweetest individuals you will ever meet. He truly has a heart of gold and will drop anything he’s doing to help anyone in need. He is a kingdom man and his blessings overflow into the lives of anyone who meets him. His witty charm, strong chiseled body and dashing good looks are enough to sweep anyone off their feet. That is, if you don’t already get stunned by his luxurious brown eyes; the way the sunlight refracts beams of gold when shining through a glass of whiskey don’t compare to the depths of Jeffrey’s brown eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to fall in love with Jeffrey, your life will forever be changed for the better. He truly is the dream best friend and future soulmate to one very lucky beautiful woman. Don’t ever let him be the one that got away.
How can you look at Jeffrey and not help but let your heart run away and get married without the permission of your mind?
by happyjumpycamper March 19, 2021
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A very serviceable man. He offers many trades such as being a well arguable lawyer. A doctor. Underground MC. Photographer. Delivery servicer.Florist.Euntrapenure. And he isn’t scared to get down and dirty as a registered OBGYN.
Known proudly for his white circle sunshades and big lungs… don’t let the coolness fool you. You try to get in the GTI the wrong way and his trusty side kick Althea will bite your dick off.
A very serviceable man. He offers many trades such as being a well arguable lawyer. A doctor. Underground MC. Photographer. Delivery servicer.Florist.Euntrapenure. And he isn’t scared to get down and dirty as a registered OBGYN.
Known proudly for his white circle sunshades and big lungs… don’t let the coolness fool you. You try to get in the GTI the wrong way and his trusty side kick Althea will bite your dick off.
by JackAuf February 27, 2022
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Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.
Named after NBA player Richard Jefferson, as he shares the same initials as Rim Job.
by Dong Megatron January 4, 2014
Get the Dirty Jefferson mug.any white guy who hooks up with/privately dates black girls but won't commit to them, even though he has previously committed to white girls in the past and will most likely be dating a white girl in the future
he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
he usually eventually says something to the effect of "i've never made out with a black girl before", or "you're the prettiest black girl i've ever seen"
Fitz is married to Mellie, but has a secret relationship with Olivia Pope. Fitz was a Thomas Jefferson until he was willing to tell the world that he is in love with Olivia.
Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.
Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.
Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
Mitch has hooked up with black girls in the past, but has only dated white girls. Mitch is a Thomas Jefferson.
Jack and Jasmine met at a party. After getting drunk, they made out. Jack revealed to Jasmine that he had never made out with a black girl before. The next day, Jasmine looked up Jack on Facebook and discovered that he was in a relationship with a white girl named Rachel. Jack is a Thomas Jefferson.
Connor and I were seeing each other. He never wanted to call it dating; he said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship. After things fizzled out between us, I found out he was officially dating a girl named Becky. I had thought Connor wasn't ready for a commitment, but realized he had been a Thomas Jefferson all along.
by yunghag February 2, 2016
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