Sea-Jeaned

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.

Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*

by Carleysguy August 23, 2021

little sister jeans

jeans worn by men that look like their little sisters jeans.

why do you think pete wentz wears little sister jeans?

by hotel room service August 27, 2009

Squeeze beans through the jeans

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.

Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur

You say this when you burn or roast someone.

Person 1: This is stupid
Person 2: No you’re stupid! Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur…

by TheHumanoidPerson March 23, 2022

Jeamy

A name for a boy name Jeamy pronounced Jimmy. A wild card of sorts, likely stains the sheets and it’s not because of semen you pervs, he stains the ceiling with that. Still gets bitches and is probably fucking yours right now. Has the audacity to swallow frogs and an accent thats like some sweet southern sugar ;). Can break anything even his own dick but he’ll fix it so it’s better than ever before. Has driven backwards with his dick flopping outside the window and still flipped people off at the same time. Has a thing for Margot Robbie but will honestly put his dick in anything even the microwave (and turn it on). In conclusion, he’s an alpha and if you meet him, remember that footlong you ordered from Subway—is his dick.

Were you banging so hard that you broke the bed Jeamy?

Yeah, with your girl.

by Yaweno October 25, 2019

myspace jealousy

When somebody has used thier superior HTML skillz to create a fantastic myspace profile, and others feel jealous that thier profile is not-quite-as-arty.

Laura: Gosh emma, i love your profile. Im seriously having some major myspace jealousy right now.
Emma: I know. Worship me.

by Emmerishot July 20, 2008

Billy Jean

A female in which you have met through a sexual encounter, but seeks a more intimate relationship with you.

Billy Jean: Hey, so you wanna make this official you and us?

Bouff Daddy: You mean a couple?

Billy Jean: Yeah, why not?

Bouff Daddy: That wouldn't be fair to the other girls huh? Besides you're just a "Billy Jean" you're not my lover...

by bouffdaddy2x February 4, 2020