Japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.

Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.

by DYOMAF November 25, 2010

Japanese Bum Disease

Entirely fictitious rectal complaint now sweeping the playgrounds of the UK's Primary Schools.

Will be known as Japanese Butt Disease in the USA.

Tulisa has Japanese Bum Disease

Simon Cowell has JBD

by Scally0 January 14, 2013

Saluting the Japanese Flag

Wiping your arse.

Having runny shits mean that I have spent most of the day saluting the Japanese Flag

by TheManMachine August 03, 2009

Japanese helicopter pilot

The rapid hand movement, and squinting eyes associated with the final moments of Taking matters into your own hands

My morning glory was taken care of by a Japanese helicopter pilot making a quick fly-by.

by Middle House Chuckles February 11, 2009

Japanese Mouse Trap

A hold that will trump even a full nelson, that requires the victims nose to be squeezed between someones buttcheeks. The hardest part of the hold is figuring out how to get the persons nose in striking distance, which often requires some trickery, but once the cheeks are clenched, you will find the owner of the nose at your will and unable to break free.

John: "Why were you at that party for so long last night?"

Dave: "Someone put me in a Japanese Mouse Trap and wouldn't let me free"

by Sensei Keenan August 01, 2010

Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !

Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night

Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face

by Bob te dude November 29, 2016

Japanese Business Man

A man of Japanese descent working for a multi-million dollar coporation who wears a standard black tie, shirt, pants, and shoes. Said Japanese Business man requires constant touching of his penis to fulfill his sexual desires. Said touching may come in the form of cocknibbling, shaftlicking, or ballsucking by an underage person(s).

Japanese Business Man: I am Japanese
Business Man. Suck-a my dick-u!

Wade Steffey: I hope that Japanese Business Man enjoyed the huge nut that I helped him spray on my face.

by Japanese Business Man March 24, 2009