jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

jackie chan your ass

1.To put a severe ass-whoopin' on someone.
2. To kick someone in the face
3.To kick ass using an unorthodox object

1.Nigger, you stole my bike, I'll Jackie Chan your ass
2.I'll jump down, turn around and Jackie Chan your ass
3.Bitch, I'll grab this bana peel and Jackie Chan your ass

by man with a terrible smell June 29, 2009

jack material

Items looked at to obtain pleasure while jacking off.

Usually a picture, but can be a video.

While surfing MySpace I found many doogie's that posted pictures that made excellent JACK MATERIAL.

by Brownie Johnson September 10, 2008

Jack Anderson

bassist. obsessed with the loveless vinyl, and finally got it . .

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me: hi-
jack anderson: loveless vinyl!!!!!

by crackkkkislife January 18, 2019

What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006

jacking off

masturbating

i like to jack off

by baby November 5, 2003

jack white

Jack White is a buff 6'6" guy from the White Stripes that kicked the shit out of the Von Bondies lead singer after a gig. He had to go to court and got a $1000 fine and community service or something.

the von bondies guy cried like a pussy and took it to court becuz he got his face smashed in

by bryan18 September 1, 2005