When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.
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Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
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Invented the term " Choking the rat"
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