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jaw session

A euphemism for a blow job.

Originally aired in Arrested Development where Tobias needs to talk to Michael about being attracted to someone else that isn’t his wife and starts by saying that they need to have a ‘jaw session’ but in Tobias’ mind means have a talk.
Tobias: ‘I was hoping to have a jaw session with you’

Michael: ‘Well let’s just say as long as that means a talk’

Tobias: ‘I find my self attracted to someone not my wife.’

Michael: ‘What’s her name’

Tobias: ‘Michael’
by Phalange Asphyxiation November 27, 2022
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Up your jaw

To literally punch someone in the jaw like an uppercut, or just to punch someone in the jaw. Usually a threat used when someone is being annoying or messing with you
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna up your jaw!
by Billybob1961 October 8, 2019
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blue jaw

hey baby I got blue jaw. let me suck that dick.
by JCK on1 September 7, 2025
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Jawed

When you smoke a lot of bud and are in a sublime state of high
I swear dude, 3 hits and I was jawed off my ass
by Cadguy January 9, 2018
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smoke your jaw

a phrase to describe obliterating someones jaw with your fist
don't chat to me or ill smoke your jaw fam
by columbine park shooter November 9, 2022
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cock jawed

when you are so surprised your mouth hangs open like you've been sucking cock
A)kari's dating bob again

B) omg im totally cock jawed
by attfieldd428 January 21, 2009
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Lead Jaw

A. When Your mouth fills up with blood and becomes heavy.

B. Rocka Punch to the Jawline, Fill Mouthline with blood and fill like Lead Jaw.
Pub Brawls = Nice Glass or Lead Jaw, Anyway it end with Jaw
by Ben Maximus decimus meridious October 19, 2010
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