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Internet Asshole

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The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.
Nathaniel is such an internet asshole. A total Homo Internetus.
by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013
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Internet Rap

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A new form of rap, popularized by artists such as MC Virgins, Lil Boom, and Wonder. It is a fun, upbeat form of rap, usually containing comedic lyrics.
Yo you hear the new internet rap song? Shit goes hard
by zarbruh November 5, 2020
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internet virginity

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The innocence that is broken after viewing the original shock sites: tubgirl.com, lemonparty.org and goatse.cx.
"I managed to take her internet virginity in one single IM session."
by dataset May 27, 2008
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Internet Troll

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Someone who takes pleasure in causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "Justin"
"Man, this Justin guy is such an internet troll."
by vomitingicecreamcone September 18, 2016
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the internet

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They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
by Zopwx2 July 31, 2006
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Rules of the internet

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Some made up rules of the internet that must be followed. People do anything to follow them. One well-known rule is Rule 34.
Person 1: hey, look up the rules of the internet!
Person 2: *looks it up*
Person 2: *Dies*
by ihvftyh February 19, 2021
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internet gremlins

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the things that cause you to lose internet connection mid instant messanging...
a: hi
b: hi
#a is now offline#
#a is online#
a: f**kin internet gremlins raping my connection
b: lol
by jackdemo May 8, 2008
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