A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt
by yannidepp December 5, 2009
Get the Five Inch Adventuremug. “1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.
Close, but not quite there.
Almost there.
Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.
Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.
Close but no cigar.
If you had brains you’d be dangerous.
If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.
It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.
The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
Close, but not quite there.
Almost there.
Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.
Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.
Close but no cigar.
If you had brains you’d be dangerous.
If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.
It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.
The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
Get the 1ml short of an inchmug. She didn't look scared enough when I showed her my penis so I made sure to push in the invisible inch when I was getting her stink on my twink.
by LubedChode November 22, 2021
Get the Invisible inchmug. When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
Get the Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind itmug. 
Jon: yo dude this fine chick hit me up last night
Other dude: yo man, don't get inched by this bitch
Other dude: yo man, don't get inched by this bitch
by newrecycle August 23, 2017
Get the inchedmug. by Squalid May 17, 2023
Get the 2 inch punnishermug.