flesh puppy

An adorable infant, especially a chubby one; the human equivalent of "fur baby".

I have been banned from Thanksgiving dinners after I called my sister's newborn daughter a flesh puppy.

by RedMonarch12177 August 1, 2022

Skin for the Flesh Tanks

A sacred act involving cutting off and offering one's flesh and skin to the Flesh Tanks.

"Skin for the Flesh Tanks"

Like Shark Tank but fleshier and more skin
"A worthy offering to the Flesh Tanks."
"The Flesh Tanks demand more skin."

by anonymous March 22, 2024

Flesh head

A bald man

Wow, the sun has just dazzled me bouncing off the managers flesh head

by SmurgleT November 11, 2022

Wall of flesh

Nolan’s master

Normal person: Hey, the wall of flesh is a slut.
The Cuck Crusader: DONT TALK ABOUT MISTRESS LIKE THAT!!!

by Ankle replacements October 29, 2024

flesh turtle

A penis that shrivels up so much that it looks like a turtle hiding in its shell.

It was so cold out that my dick became a flesh turtle.

by FleshTurtle July 15, 2018

bipedal sentient flesh sack

Bipedal sentient flesh sack (sometimes the sentient part is removed) is another way to say human because humans are bipedal animals that have sentience and are covered with flesh

Guy 1:Humans are terrible ama

Guy 2:You mean bipedal sentient flesh Sacks?

by Urbdicdayismay23 May 5, 2024

Flesh Digger

A guy that is only with a girl for her body, whether it be just her boobs or booty. There is generally no emotional feeling from the man. Once the body image is gone, he'll leave for another.

Justin: As soon as Becky let herself go, I had no interest at all and dumped her.
Ricky: Dude, you're such a flesh digger.

by idon'tknow93 April 5, 2012