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air cock

the sport of miming in a violent or humorous fashion the thrusting of an imaginary cock into another's mouth or towards their face as the recipient is yawning; Can be performed from across the room and or with setup from others, such as the artillery air cock which requires a spotter/loader and trigger man.
Eric and Tony launched their air cock artillery as Tanya was yawning during her presentation.
by g.r.beelz June 20, 2014
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Air-wank

The gesture of masturbating in the air, invariably male in orientation, and usually expressing a lack of impression or excitement. Often shown with asterisks bracketing indicating action, like so:

*air-wank*

Not to be confused with *air-rub*.
A: I'll bet you five bucks you can't get a date with that fat chick over there.

B: *air-wank* Are you kidding me? I've got a whole cooler full of Ben & Jerry's in the car when the truffles in my pocket run out.
by Mr. Scumbag to you February 18, 2010
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air conditioner

Mankind's greatest invention. A magic box of cool that makes so called un-inhabitable places a stalemste place to live.
I'm going to the Sahara Desert.

Make sure to bring your air conditioner!
by Xovria July 4, 2017
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air bro

same as air knucks, a fist pound over a long distance where contact is not possible
when two dudes see each other across the way, one holds his fist perpendicular to his body towards the other dude and says "air bro" and the other dude replies in the same manner
by billybob135 October 9, 2007
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Air Cake

When three people huddle together and all fart at the same time creating a large single fart referred to as a cake.
Mark Jack and Jorge just baked an air cake over there and it smells like shit.
by slick124 March 6, 2009
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Air Shaft

In the act of scissoring one girl shifts up a bit and rips ass in the other girl's vag thus causing a vibrating sensation on the clitoris.
When the two girls were scissoring the one had gas and performed an air shaft.
by Scissor Me'timbers January 8, 2009
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Air nugget

An air nugget is when you fart with your buttocks pressed together and you can feel the air pocket slowly escape
I thought sharted, but thank God it was just an air nugget
by muppetmower July 24, 2014
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