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duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.
"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"
by F_j August 23, 2011
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A fact

A truth known by actual experience or observation; something known to be true:
“Alex loves Bri more because it’s just a fact!!”
by Sillyalex April 16, 2024
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frightentific facts

“Facts” that are the result of the practice of “Frightence”, in the study of a topic. These Facts are incapable of withstanding inquiry or application of the scientific method but are sold as “Settled Science”.
The speakers frightentific facts were incapable of surviving any inquiry into the undocumented and esoteric methods of data manipulation used in order to create data supporting the facts.
by Nutty Tech June 3, 2017
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Fact

The piece of flesh between the vagina and anus
Fact the bit of skin between the muk hole and the fuck hole if ya slip ya in the shit that’s a fact
by Gyprok September 21, 2020
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Facts

"Stop trying to confuse me with facts, I'm trying to think" ~ Plato
Iam "Plato said a bunch of cool stuff."

Hym "Facts."
by Hym Iam May 9, 2022
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alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.
You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Facting

To state a fact about a certain topic and educate them on the topic.
Your mom thinks I’m hot. She’s straight facting it up.
by Honora Eckles September 8, 2022
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