Straight Grizzly

Grizzly is most commonly used to describe something as being badass or really rad.
But down here we use it as another word for ratchet - or a nasty hoe

"Damn look at that ratchet ass bitch"
"yo, that girl is straight grizzly!"

OR

"Like my awesome bear coat?"
"Fuck yeah i do! Lookin straight grizzly"

by whyintheworld November 3, 2012

Straight Rarded

The act of an individual or group portraying extreme stupidity in a situation that doesn't call for it.

"Did you see John trying to fight that cop last night? That guy is straight rarded."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

Straight unicorn

The definition straight unicorn means, the act or talking around in a crazy fashion while being naked and have a raging boner.

I went straight unicorn last night after sex with my girl

by mickdoodlesby August 19, 2016

Straight Brag

A cousin of the humble brag, the straight brag is shameless self promotion without regard to modesty or self humility. It is undeserved self praise, instantly recognized by friends and coworkers as a self coping mechanism designed to mask serious issues of self confidence.

April: "hey, how did it go over there today?"

Jenna: "I ruled, and they all loved me."

April: "God. You don't have to Straight Brag. Again."

by BossMan916 December 14, 2012

Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight

That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!

by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020

Xeuron Straight

A theoretical and trans-dimensional body of water thought to exist under the capital city of Ashgabat. The Xeuron straight is home to this universe's largest Spingfleng infection and is the world's leading supply of Hingle Fibers. The only known way to naturally reach the Xeuron Straight is through the artificial construction of a rudimentary Bobar Nucleus.

I wish to visit the fabled Xeuron Straight while visiting Ashgebat.

by Gonars Banking May 28, 2021

straight broker

A common name givem to a bisexual or homosexual individual with whom a straight person had sex for the first time.

Joseph is a straight broker because Justin experienced his first gay experience with him

by Ricardo Medrano December 31, 2007