When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.
Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog
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Get the Terrorist Hump mug.Defined as: When you thrust your groin into an object from point blank range at terminal velocity in such a way that it results in the object, or the receptacle of the object gets the entire weight of the "humper" and the entire object "stuffed" to the full extent humanly possible violently forced in. Some great uses are when face fucking, or when she wants it rough and can last longer than 3 pumps.
When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.
When done properly the object usually becomes lodged in said hole (think of any cylindrical object with a round object which has a diameter larger than the cylinder being packed in until it becomes stuck and Is half in and half out.
Usually delivered as:
Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".
I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.
When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.
Example 1: "Fabio had given her the hump stuffing last night".
I asked Lisa why she was waddling. She exclaimed "I got the hump-stuffing last night, twice.
When Sally's longtime boyfriend James asked to get pegged and then proceeded to ask to get Hump-stuffed; it was at that moment she realized he was bisexual.
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