hooker power hour

the set time that a hooker should set aside to eat. Most cases this doesn't happen because they spent their money on cocaine or heroine. A hooker power hour is normally characterized by fighting other hookers for money by using homemade weapons like sharpened tampon tubes, used condoms tied into a whip, or AIDS.... (Awesome Indestructible Dildo Shield). By using these weapons the "Queen hooker" or the hooker that wins gets to own the street corner and services the most customers. This then repeats the cycle of competition from other hookers and drug withdrawl.

The police know when to intervene when a hooker's power hour has gotten a little too out of control.

When the school whores wanted to fight each other, everyone circled around and yelled, "Hooker Power Hour!"

by clo1229 May 18, 2010

hooker bump

inhaling substances off someone's long finger nail when no other substance accesory is available

Becky, with her long acrylic nail, spooned the substance out and offered Bob her pinky nail to inhale. She asked "want a hooker bump?"

by Dick Lea May 10, 2011

Hooker Pants

Having pants of a hookerish nature.

Jen got a pair of new hooker pants. She looks mighty hookerish.

by Popsp24 September 8, 2011

Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.

Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

hooberstank

The mating call for when a hot lass enters the moshpit

Yeeeooow hooberstank chucka speaker

by Saddok April 22, 2017

son of a hooker

A phrase you yell in class when you have no idea what the teacher is talking about, and you have no idea what the hell is on the board. It's softer that son of a bitch, yet very effective. The teacher will automatically catch that you have no clue and stop to help you.

Teacher: 3xy + dy/dx 75497h54utrw98yht4itr;ogeo;iugfe vdkuvdsogusvou

Student: *???* SON OF A HOOKER!

Teacher: Oh gee, I'm sorry, let me help you understand this bull crap I've got here on the board!

Student: Thank you!

by vdb2725 February 19, 2011

laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011