Hobo Urinal

n. A (very) public drinking fountain, where (homeless) people may have urinated.

*Alice and Bob walking in a park*
Bob: Hold up, I want to get a drink of water.
Alice: What, in that hobo urinal? How can you drink the water when it smells like rotten piss? Just wait until we get home.


*Couple of drunks walking in the park at night*
Guy 1: Man I gotta piss.
Guy 2: Me too!
Guy 1: I'm going to christen this hobo urinal.

by HondotheHappyHobo April 11, 2009

broke hobo

Lenny- The broke person who sleeps on peoples couches and don’t pay rent

Don’t be a Lenny (broke hobo) when you grow up.

by Broke Hobo March 26, 2021

hobo bourgeois

A new class of late 20-somethings that are accustom to the "finer things" but are suddenly finding themselves strapped for cash and job hunting. Best used as an adjective for a behavioral juxtoposition which demonstrates the clash between their residual behaviors/issues from their former and current lifestyles.

My phone is messed up. I think when I went to Europe and switched sim cards, I damaged my american sim card. Now I'm too busy job hunting and too broke to replace it. I know, boo-ho me and my hobo bourgeois excuses...

by Rita Hudetz March 11, 2009

Hobo Finger

When a man and a woman are having sex, and when the man is sweaty enough, he scrubs his finger down his ass crack and around the asshole and wipes it under the woman's nose. Or when the woman has not bathed in a long time and her vagina smells really nasty, she fingers it and wipes it under the mans nose.

Paul McCartney gave Yoko Ono the hobo finger last night.

Samantha Ronson gives Lindsay Lohan the hobo finger every day.

It smells like hobo finger in here!

by Sillybob15 May 30, 2011

hobo whore

any female that is homeless that goes to bar to find someone willing to buy them drinks and then asks for a place to stay for the night. may or may not include sex as a hobo whore generally passes out before the act can take place.

"DUDE, don't buy that hobo whore more drinks, she's just going to pass out and accuse you of rape!"

by would789 October 15, 2006

hobo handwarmer

Defacating or urinating into a ziplock bag to keep your hands warm.

Dude its so cold you want me to make you a hobo handwarmer

by Sketchy boy January 2, 2016

Hobo-flip

Hobo-flip ,homeless-flip or boschetar-flip is a substance combination between inhaling glue and huffing butane gas ,it originates from Romania.

"Man I did a Hobo-flip last night and I saw how an elf stole my bike."

by Bigdon_mos_craciun July 15, 2021