Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP August 30, 2016

Helgesen

Helgesen is an old norwegian legend. It's about a young red-headed boy, going on adventure, searching for sea-food in a jungle. Once the boy find the sea-food, he gets very excited and starts partying with other boys. Of course, they all die in a car crash.
Also referred to as/AKA: Helgie-boy, Belgesen, Rud Van Helgesen, Dildu, ZerryPerry.

Teacher: What is 9x2?
Random kid: Helgesen!

by Jorleg Olauf Knut May 10, 2008

Helicopter dick

The art of helicopter dick is when a man pulls down his pants and knickers to showcase his penis to the world by shaking his hips like Shakira and flopping his semi-hard cock in a clockwise direction.

It's not easy executing the helicopter dick but someone's gotta do it. *Rips off pants like Magic Money and gives the audience what they have been waiting for by unleashing below average sized cock and balls.*

by Trap Monroe February 2, 2018

veggie helga

commenly go by the name of saskia, these are sweedish vegitarians that should be refferd to as helga. Aslo the language they speek is a secret sweedish dielect

Normal person: Hey, are you a veggie helga?
Helga: Herdy gerdy gerd herd gerd

by jackins May 17, 2007

Helicopter

When someone really drunk throws up while pooping at the same time. Produces an incomprehensible smell that is comparable to Bigfoot's dick.

Christian got so drunk at his party that he helicoptered all over his backpack.

Damn Kiko was fucked up on his birthday and helicoptered!

by s.latch September 23, 2011

the helicopter

where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his penis into the womans ass hole or vagina, and starts spinning around.

i almost threw up doing the helicopter to that blond last night.

by penguinsroc666 October 22, 2009

helbig

a man how tends to eat more penis then can stomach.

a man who's favorite pass time is to give a man a blowjob.

matthew did helbig for a hour and half.

by carrot top September 15, 2007