"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 21, 2020

slut hatch

The hatch in a taxi between the driver and passenger through which a woman can be placed for creative intercourse

“Put me through the slut hatch” - Rebecca More

by The_boot March 4, 2021

Snatch hatch

The zipper or button fly on a females pair of jeans

Do you feel a draft because your snatch hatch is open.

by krazykracker666 September 16, 2021

The Hatchling

The best RC vendor ever 🍄🤯

The Hatchling has the best Chems at great prices with speedy delivery!

by MycoChems January 6, 2022

Snatch Hatch

Your birthday, obvi.

The day you escaped the clutches of your mother’s womb.

Today’s your birthday? Well, happy snatch hatch day, my dude.

by DameDaisy September 8, 2022

Top-Hatch Nigger

The worst type of black person known to man.

Look how low that man’s pants are sagging. Fuckin’ top-hatch nigger.

by slayer28829393 June 14, 2023

Brody Hatcher

Someone who shits in a XL condom for hours until it is filled up then ties it and throws it at old lady with fat asses.

Friend 1- he seems like a cool feller
Friend 2- I’d stay away from him I heard he completed the Brody Hatcher

by QuantigliusMcNiggleBottoms lll April 17, 2023