emotional handjob

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.

That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.

by NavyChief619 June 11, 2010

Toriyama handjob

Previously seen characters from the Dragon Ball series that get immense power-ups off screen, first seen in Dragon Ball Super.

"Oh, did you remember how Krillin got that Toriyama handjob and outwitted Gohan?"

by Big-Boy Pants September 21, 2017

hanuchristmakwanza

A better attempt to make a politically correct collaboration of the winter holidays.

guy 1: merry Christmahanukwanzaka!
guy 2: you can't say christmas first you nazi!
guy 1: fine, merry Hanuchristmakwanza
guy 2: that's better.

by The Clay January 8, 2008

Hanjit

otp but not beaten by the og hanlin x levine

"damn i just saw hanjit"
"hanjit?"
"you know, the otp. hanlin x sanjit."

by aajd4 May 18, 2022

Hanoi Handjob

A relatively affordable professional handjob with tiny, delecate Asian hands.

After one night in Bangkok and a bottle of Fireball, Baxter stumbled into an Asian massage parlor. From there Baxter received a free cup of hot tea, a hot steamed towel and Hanoi Handjob for 150 Thai Baht ($4.73 US Dollars)

by BangkokBobby February 28, 2019

hulu and handjobs

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

by arosi June 25, 2016

handjob

masturbating with hand

the village idiot was getting a handjob

by Root January 20, 2003