Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Hamster Nuts

Giannas Fat Fucking hamsters NuTs jeSuS chRisT that cock is hUgE

Giannas hamster has a huge cock, giant hamster nuts.

by epiccockmaster69 October 3, 2021

Hamstering

A sexual act involving two people and a car with a sunroof.

Partner 1, sits on the top of the car with their genitals through the sunroof. Partner 2 proceeds to perform oral on Partner 1, much like a hamster drinks from the tube connected to its water bottle.

Person 1: “Did you hear that Josh and Christina were Hamstering in his car the other night?”

Person 2: “Yeah, and when she came, she soaked the seats. Now the car smells like fish.”

by lowkey. November 13, 2025

Thirsty hamster

1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof

2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster

Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.

by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024

hallway hamster

An individual who wanders a dorm room hallway waiting for someone to give them attention

Bro I just saw a kid walk pace up and down the hallway.
Yeah that's Eric, he's such a hallway hamster

by MilkyTreeCandy January 24, 2023

Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.

“I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”

by Oeedme March 1, 2024

Hamster doobie

When you use single ply toilet paper and it gets rolled up between pussy lips and looks like a hamster' doobie

I was going down on her but the view was interrupted by a hamster doobie.

I was watching me do her , but all I could think of was that hamster doobie

by StatDoc April 26, 2025