hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005

hampsterface

a small bumble bee with a large stinger.

that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface.

by Curt Zimmerman May 25, 2006

hampants

a. ravel
b. untwisted
c. army of fat kitties
d. army of fat titties!!!
e. pentagon shaped potpourri scented pants

Nice Hampants!

You know , after ten years on the net I still dont know what hampants are.

Hampants are not clothes made out of skin, I think.

Those hampants smell good, can I have a bite?

by Doktor Agon Fly February 1, 2004

hampter

any female's vagina, whether its a good one or a bad one, but preferably a good one

her hampter was so wet, i just slid right in

by the hxcest of hxc August 25, 2010

New Hampshire

a place where i buy fireworks,ride bmx at www.ryeairfield.com and look for motorcycles

gay

by streetisbest July 7, 2003

Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011

hampstercookie

1. A cookie to be eaten by a hampster
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.

My friend is a hampstercookie, and she has no idea what it means when we call her that.

by Alcyone September 8, 2006