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ham-sauced

being sauced/drunk out of your skull.
Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.
by BudmanOfAlcatraz August 28, 2007
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J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session
Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross
by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011
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Ham overhang

a) the piece of a slice of ham which hangs outside the bread when a sandwich or toastie is prepared and, if not tucked back in, can burn and spoil the finished product.

b) parts of the labia which protrude from either side or both sides of the gusset of women's panties or g-string.
a) "Watch the other side of your sandwich, Horatio - there's a ham overhang and you don't want it to burn in the toaster!"

b) "Check out the babe with the tartan mini on, Ephraim - when she uncrosses her legs there's a clear ham overhang!"
by Jeremyhotpepper August 6, 2011
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ham and egged

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.
by Why me two February 28, 2014
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ham cheesed

Ham cheesed refers to when you are intoxicated with alcohol and marijuana
"Yo bro why does my ass hurt"

"i dunno bro you were pretty ham cheesed last night"
by flightofthekonchords May 1, 2009
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ham bapped

Isle of Man vernacular, particularly the Pulrose/Spring Valley areas.

1. punched, smacked, attacked.

2. drunk, alternatively, tired.
1. "you're getting ham bapped in a minute fella!"

2. "i'm fucking ham bapped after that run, like. egg n potater!"
"you were fuckin steeeeeamin' last night yessir! proper ham bapped, like."
by jokeoil January 22, 2015
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shirt hams

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.
by mutant-lizard February 3, 2010
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