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HaiDiLao

Verb - To falsely claim its someone's birthday to elicit an embarrassing reaction or for personal gain.

A reference to the embarrassing nature of HaiDiLao's surprise birthday celebrations.
"Eh you want a free dessert? Wanna HaiDiLao Brendan anot?"
by vinylboxers March 9, 2025
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Haiki

The ancient Korean art of supporting your son.

The term was coined in an episode of the comedy podcast Kill Tony.
Ever since Jacob’s dad discovered haiki, he’s been hyping him up like he's training for the Olympics... just to audition for the school play.
by cujöey July 30, 2025
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queen_haidiii

Queen_haidiii is a popular creator that is obessed with men. She’s known for sending random people videos of hot men.
did you get a message from queen_haidiii on tik tok to!!
by annomyusballs16 June 14, 2021
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dsmp.hailie

my favourite person on tiktok for no absolute reason!

dsmp.hailie also cares a lot about their followers and she would hate to see them upset or hurt!
by Tammy Clarke October 27, 2021
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ohio hairtie

When you use your best friends condom in your hair like a hairtie.
by Skits2045 February 24, 2023
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Dirty Hairies

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake my dirty hairies under a rug!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Dairy Hairies

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Dairy Hairies:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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