hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.

Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.

by lolfoot June 21, 2021

hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

JonTron Hootenannie

The act of a white man having sex with someone who isn't Caucasian, purely to risk the woman becoming pregnant to "taint" the white Gene Pool with african american DNA.

If JonTron wants me to keep the gene pool clean, then I'll start doing the JonTron Hootenannie just to piss him off!

by FartFucker69 April 12, 2017

hootered up

when someone is drunk or extremely buzzed.

Mom and dad were all hootered up when they came home from the bar, they couldn't stop giggling.

by cassc4413 December 28, 2009

He-Hooters

Similar to moobs; a disgustingly large set of breasts found on a man.

My god man! Look at his he-hooters!

by Chris April 24, 2003

Hookerish

Someone or something that has the qualities of a hooker or slut.

She looks hookerish in that mini and halter today.

by Tara Thomas September 26, 2007

Hooker boppers

Teenage girls tryin to be grown by looking like hookers

Look at those hooker boppers in the background tryin to get in that old mans face.

by apple79 January 11, 2008