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THEEVING GYPSY ROBBERS 

theeving (pronounced this way, not a typo) gypsy robbers are parasitic underbellies of society who do not contribute and feel they can take whatever they want. They wrench car doors open at night, steal your cd player but leave cds on the seat as they are too feral to enjoy your music, demonstrating they are both law-breaking and ungrateful.
"Those theeving gypsy robbers stole my cd player out of my car last night"
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Water Gypsy 

Someone who lives on narrow boats/canals and travel on the water throughout their lives
Steve: Look at those narrow boats man
Max: Yeah look at that Water Gypsy
Steve: A what?

Max: Someone who lives on water is a Water Gypsy
Water Gypsy by Jrg1214 October 4, 2016

Slippery Gypsy

A.K.A Ear Cream Pie.
When a male's penis ejaculates inside the ear of a female, male or other.

Often confused with the Nasal Cream Pie (Slippery Hipster).
The Slippery Gypsy often occurs on a Valentine's Day night when an expensive present is bought for the receiver of the Slippery Gypsy.
'Oh god, My boyfriend gave me the worst Slippery Gypsy last night and the semen in my ear is really dry, but its okay because he bought me a car for Valentine's Day'.
Slippery Gypsy by PorkiePie August 1, 2012

pussy gypsy 

A deadbeat dude who leeches off women for a place to live, but is basically a worthless bum.
Nate is such a pussy gypsy when the last girl kicked him out he didn't even have a car, like a broke dick hermit crab.
pussy gypsy by Beaux Courrier February 4, 2022

Vaseline Gypsy 

A Vaseline Gypsy is the name given to a promiscuous woman. So named as a woman with multiple sexual partners in a given day requires lubricant to perform intercourse (Vaseline) and Gypsy as she travels from partner to partner.
I saw Ginger out with a different guy each night this week. She is quite the Vaseline Gypsy.
Vaseline Gypsy by Impatigo September 8, 2011

the gypsy switch

A confidence artist term referring to the quick substitution or switch of something of value for something of less value or worthless, typically money.
She counted out $100,000 and placed in in an envelope. Later when I opened the envelope all that was inside was a hundred $1 bills. She made the gypsy switch on me somehow.
the gypsy switch by Noir Expert August 9, 2020

Dirty Street Gypsy 

A snowboarder who wears super skinny snow pants, a flannel-over-hoodie combo, and holds their hood over their luscious, wavy mane with Ashbury goggles. Mustache Madness is optional, but creates that Dirty Sanchez atmosphere that gives any gypsy the upper hand. Special accessories, like dream catchers and a rabbit's foot, give the gypsy's all the Good Vibes. Compliment that steezy attire with a stereotypical trick, like a tucknee, and you've got the dirtiest bum on the hill.
Random Steeze McGee- "Broham, check out that guy shredding the gnar! He's completely killing it!"
Informed Snowboarder- "That guy's a Dirty Street Gypsy!"